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Why we are hear? Explanation by Minty

In a village far far away (1.2 miles, but thats a long way for a three nadgered badger whose particulars drag along in a road sweeping fashion), there was a half deaf ewok, appropriatly named 'The spunkmast' (for pornographic reasons) or David to his team mates, who coached the local badminton team. His sister once hit his cock over the net and I went to hit it back but it got caught in my strings and hurtled towards the specators at escape velocity. My opponents believed this to be a scoop but of course everyone knows its a spoon....MINT